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  • eb2dec2005
    02-24 06:30 PM
    First speak to your employer if they
    a) sent a cancellation for H1B
    b) If they received any notice from USCIS/request for information or if they have any information about this
    c) Though it is not mandatory to file AC21 you can still file AC21 based on a consultation with an attorney.

    Most important thing is to know if your employer has informed USCIS about any updates or if the company has received any notification from them

    - good luck
    kris

    I spoke to my employer and he said they cancelled my H1B and not my GC. So i ma assuming my I140 was not revoked.

    thanks for your advice.




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  • desi3933
    07-26 08:08 AM
    Okay, I applied for an H1 transfer late June 2006 on my own. Started at new job after receipt. Late August went on maternity leave. Came back to work in December. During maternity leave, my application was sent back due to wrong fee and no LCA (I didn't use a lawyer and was given somewhat bad advice.) By the time I did a re-application for transfer it was April 2007 (with the help of lawyers, this time). My H1 expired (6 years) near the end of June. But I was told I was okay as long as I was pending. Mid-July got a request for evidence with a date of September 20th being the latest date I can send in the evidence...pay stubs, tax returns, etc.

    1. Am I currently out of status or okay because of the RFE?
    2. If I apply for F-1 status now (thinking of a second Masters or PhD) will I need to send in the evidence for the H1B before that or will that not matter? It will take me a while to get all of the evidence, but I don't have time to wait in regards to getting the F-1 for school this Fall.

    My lawyers suggested leaving the country, but I am fearful of that? Any suggestions, answers, advice?

    Thanks.

    Could you please detailed RFE? It is difficult to suggest without the RFE details.


    ____________________
    Not a legal advice.




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  • psk79
    08-13 06:09 PM
    Its been 2 weeks that I have received my receipts for 485,765,131 from NSC. Thanks

    ihabosman and MUKRAW6,

    Do any of you guys have a TSC approved I140??????????????

    THANKSSSSSSSSSS for your REPLY




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  • tonyHK12
    11-09 02:18 PM
    I am sure many of you would agree with the below observations -

    I lost money in the 2001 stock market because I believed that the market could never down based on all the glorious research reports..

    I lost money again in 2005 as I bought a house believing that a house value can only go up, again reading all the real estate boom that was happening around.

    Now, I keep reading that the Indian market is oh-so good that everyone should go back to India to live in the villas and ride around in the chauffeured cars:)

    Hmm, as always, I have been the last one to get on the boat before it went under. So, with all pun intended, what Indian ETF should I start investing and when should I buy my one-way ticket :rolleyes:

    As my mom always says - Mountains always look smooth from a distance. This time I think I will stay put and wait it out for my GC..

    Agreed it is not good to blindly trust the media. Stocks, housing, 401K - financial institutions have a vested interest in getting a bulk of your investments and are big political contributors and fund some media outlets.

    But who would benefit if a reputed London company talks against US immigration, not the UK. This is not even an Indian news paper.

    But your GC is close anyway so its good to wait, but try to find an unbaised opinion, only your friends and relatives may be able to help you out with reality.



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  • justin150377
    07-08 06:42 PM
    There is a reason FOX interviewed this fucker... I'm not a big fan of FOX news; another set of conservative idiots.




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  • jonty_11
    08-03 05:57 PM
    Yes you can apply today , per Aug bulletin it's all "U" , forgot about that !!!!
    it will remain U until mid Sept when Oct Vb comes out....with a lotta surprises..



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  • krishna.ahd
    06-18 06:47 PM
    Gurus,

    Myy EAD is expiring and Renewal is taking more than 1 year as per new processing times.

    Can I switch back to H1-B. I am in EAD and I dont have any H1-B status now. I have used 5 1/2 years of h1B previously. Six years is not utilized

    What are pros and cons..

    Please help..
    As per my understanding , as long as you file for renew your EAD before the expiry you are in status , so why do you want to go back to H1??




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  • McLuvin
    08-03 12:18 PM
    Long ago received this mail from pnp office
    AINP US Visa Holder Category Applicants

    Priority processing will be given to those who have a job offer from an Alberta Employer.

    If you have a job offer from an Alberta employer send us a copy of the offer along with the job description. Click here

    A job offer can be your contract or letter of employment from an Alberta employer. The job offer must be in a field related to your current occupation in the US. The document must be on the official letterhead of the Alberta employer you will be working for.

    Download our Websites for Alberta Job Seekers document to assist you in finding a job in Alberta.

    Few days ago Again i got one mail like below

    RECEIPT OF ALBERTA IMMIGRANT NOMINEE PROGRAM (AINP) APPLICATION



    Candidate Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Candidate File Number: xxxx-xx-xxxx


    Thank you for applying to the Alberta Immigrant Nominee Program (AINP). This is to confirm receipt of the AINP application for the abovementioned on July 31, 2009. Please visit Alberta, Canada - Immigration : Processing times (http://www.albertacanada.com/immigration/immigrate/processingtimes.html) for our most current processing times.

    During our assessment, an applicant or their authorized representative will only be contacted by our office if we require additional information. Please do not call to inquire about the status of the application as this will increase our processing times. If you wish to add information to the application, or change information already submitted, you may mail or fax the information to:

    Alberta Immigrant Nominee Program
    Suite 940 , Telus Plaza North Tower
    10025 Jasper Avenue
    Edmonton , Alberta T5J 1S6 Canada

    Fax: (780) 427-6560

    can some one help me whether i am in or not?
    KumKum,

    You are in.... dont worry...

    There are a lot of people who have been waiting/praying to see the file number email... The one which you recieved a few days ago...

    Take a vacation and come back after 4 months... thats what Alberta says :)

    BR,
    Karthik



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  • validIV
    04-27 02:58 PM
    My I-140 receipt date is Feb'20 2009..

    Dont you mean 2008 like it says on your profile?




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  • rajivkumarverma
    10-16 07:18 PM
    Sorry to hear about ur denail .I've been through this .Unfortunately u cant fime MTR bacause it has to be within 30 to 33 days of denail depending how u get ur denail notice .U can file an apeal but that will take more time then filing a new 140 and getting spproval .I dont know if u can use old labour .If u can use old labout then better to file new 140 with approved labour .If u cant use old labout then apeal may be batter becaue more n more labours are goin to audit and endless delays .
    hope it helps .
    Hi Talash
    If I file my new labor and I-140 will I lose my old priority dates



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  • sandyn16
    03-17 12:35 PM
    I applied recently for refinancing on H1B (1 yr extensions) and did not face any issues. I had to provide additional documentation like the 485 receipt, apart from that no issues.




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  • iv_newbie_2007
    09-15 11:38 PM
    Hi,

    My wife has an approved H1 w/ COS starting from Oct 1. Her current status is H4. She wants to continue to maintain her H4 status, so we want to to file for reinstatement of H4 before Oct 1.

    How long does it take for USCIS to approve H4 reinstatement?

    Thanks!



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  • Libra
    08-10 12:19 PM
    Very welll said komaragiri

    I request members please try to understand the situation, calling USCIS not going to help you, they will get pissed off.

    If you cant participate in every action item, atleast contribute dollars, united we stand help achieve our goals.


    90 Days for receipts
    200 days for AP notice
    365 days for EAD
    2920 days for GC?

    This is not acceptable.

    Let's support IV initiatives and get our applications moving faster.




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  • dontcareaboutGC
    08-20 02:53 PM
    I spoke to the US mission- they dont have information yet about the process change for people who want to take appointments after 1st of Sept.

    However people who have already taken appointments prior to Sept 1 are not subject to any change. They need to show up with a reciept the day of the interview as before.

    Hope this helps.



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  • EndlessWait
    02-21 04:49 PM
    Hi:

    I was working for Company A from 2000 to 2004. Company A applied for my GC in 2002. However, the company was not doing well until I left it. It was not paying me the salary which came out in PW. Company A continued with my GC processing and I filed for I140 and 485 last year in June. Now received the following RFE for I140:

    Please submit documentary evidence that you, the petitioning employer, have the financial
    ability to pay the wage/salary you offered the beneficiary. This evidence must show that you
    have this financial capability on the date you fied the ETA with the Department of Labor and
    cover up until the visa is issued. The petitioner may submit evidence that their net income is
    equal to or greater than the proffered wage, evidence that the petitioner's net current assets
    are equal to or greater than the proffered wage, or evidence that the petitioner not only is
    employing the beneficiary but also has paid or is currently paying the proffered wage. The
    service wil also consider copies of audited annual reports of the employer, or copies of
    audited financial statements of the employer. Evidence is needed for 2002-2003.

    Does anyone have some idea how to get the audited financial statements or audited annual reports?. I know that the company never had any audited reports. I had submitted the bank statements of the company and the tax returns with my I140. However, it seems that they want the audited reports. The company was not doing well in 2002/2003. However, it is doing well now. So any input will be highly appreciated.


    sorry to burst the bubble..this is v hard. i'd a friend worked for a small company and was denied 140. if you filed for 10-15 ppl company chances are u will face the prob.

    i'd suggest u file a fresh labor. uscis is v strict these days and will scrutinize.
    well its all these body shop companies who have created this mess.




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  • martinvisalaw
    04-19 02:37 PM
    USCIS also has guidance on its website here (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=cab23e4d77d73210VgnVCM100000082ca60aRCR D&vgnextchannel=cab23e4d77d73210VgnVCM100000082ca60a RCRD)

    **************
    Special Update: Relief for Foreign Nationals Stranded due to the Icelandic Volcano Eruption

    Foreign nationals stranded in the U.S. because of the airport closures in Europe due to the Icelandic volcano eruption and who are about to exceed their authorized stay in the U.S. have two avenues for relief. If at an airport and traveling under the Visa Waiver Program (VWP), they should contact the U.S. Customs and Border Protection office at the airport. They may also contact the local U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office. Both Department of Homeland Security agencies have provided their staff and offices with guidance on the applicable legal authorities under the VWP in circumstances such as this.

    Persons traveling under a visa should contact the nearest USCIS office and follow the instructions below. While these instructions recommend initiating the process 45 days in advance, USCIS is providing reminder guidance on how to handle such cases until normal flights are scheduled between the U.S. and foreign countries affected by the Icelandic volcanic activity.



    Extend My Stay

    If you want to extend your stay in the United States, you must file a request with U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) on the Form I-539, Application to Extend/Change Nonimmigrant Status before your authorized stay expires. If you remain in the United States longer than authorized, you may be barred from returning and/or you may be removed (deported) from the United States. Check the date in the lower right-hand corner of your Form I-94, Arrival-Departure Record, to determine the date your authorized stay expires. We recommend that you apply to extend your stay at least 45 days before your authorized stay expires.

    You may apply to extend your stay if:

    * You were lawfully admitted into the United States with a nonimmigrant visa
    * Your nonimmigrant visa status remains valid
    * You have not committed any crimes that make you ineligible for a visa
    * You have not violated the conditions of your admission
    * Your passport is valid and will remain valid for the duration of your stay

    You may not apply to extend your stay if you were admitted to the United States in the following categories:

    * Visa Waiver Program
    * Crew member (D nonimmigrant visa)
    * In transit through the United States (C nonimmigrant visa)
    * In transit through the United States without a visa (TWOV)
    * Fianc� of a U.S. citizen or dependent of a fianc� (K nonimmigrant visa)
    * Informant (and accompanying family) on terrorism or organized crime (S nonimmigrant visa)

    For information on how to apply, see the �How Do I: Guides for Nonimigrants� link to the right.


    Last updated: 04/18/2010



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  • texcan
    03-03 11:37 PM
    hi all,
    my sister has a priority date of feb 2005 and she got the following update today for herself, husband and son. What does it mean ?

    *** DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL ***

    The last processing action taken on your case

    Receipt Number:

    Application Type: I485 , APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS

    Current Status: This case is now pending at the office to which it was transferred.

    The I485 APPLICATION TO REGISTER PERMANENT RESIDENCE OR TO ADJUST STATUS was transferred and is now pending standard processing at a USCIS office. You will be notified by mail when a decision is made, or if the office needs something from you. If you move while this case is pending, please use our Change of Address online tool to update your case with your new address. We process cases in the order we receive them. You can use our processing dates to estimate when this case will be done, counting from when USCIS received it. Follow the link below to check processing dates. You can also receive automatic e-mail updates as we process your case. To receive e-mail updates, follow the link below to register.

    If you have questions or concerns about your application or the case status results listed above, or if you have not received a decision from USCIS within the current processing time listed*, please contact USCIS Customer Service at (800) 375-5283.

    *Current processing times can be found on the USCIS website at www.uscis.gov under Case Status and Processing Dates.
    *** Please do not respond to this e-mail message.


    Sincerely,


    The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)

    this is final stage of processing, get ready for GC stamp on passport.
    Good luck.




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  • austindesi
    07-15 12:10 PM
    Count me in -- from Austin, Texas




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  • raysaikat
    07-13 01:34 AM
    Hi Folks, I have a question about traveling to India...

    Want to travel from US to Indore, India. As I need to change planes either Mumbai or Delhi, how does it work?

    1. I came to know that in Mumbai, it is just change of terminals, not airports. Am I right?


    In Mumbai, you need to go from the international part to the domestic part. They are pretty close. Usually the airline will arrange buses to take all the passengers to the domestic part. However, you need to collect your luggage and clear customs and immigration before that.


    2. How about Delhi? Once I arrive at International airport in Delhi, to catch a domestic flight to Indore, is it change of airports or just change of terminals? Is there a shuttle provided?

    Thank you very much and I appreciate an accurate response...




    saint_2010
    08-13 11:26 AM
    looks like they will make us wait till 17th and accept/reject case from July 2nd...and most of the rejected cases might not be eligible to refile :mad:...this is my guess!




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    07-15 03:50 PM
    Hi Guys, I am in Houston.



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